yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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