I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
