Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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