Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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