I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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