Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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