You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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