I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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