she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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