I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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