More tranny stories later!
Swine flu. Run for my life!
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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