Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize