Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I have aggressive nipples.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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