On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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