awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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