Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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