i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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