just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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