Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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