Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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