at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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