I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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