it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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