i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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