how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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