You can't special order awesome
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
