i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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