All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
How external is "for external use only"?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
