but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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