Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He better not be in your backpack
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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