is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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