I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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