haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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