what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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