this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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