im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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