We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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