just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I got her a Nickelback box set.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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