Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Randomize
