omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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