i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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