Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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