are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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