I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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