He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
