i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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