My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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