I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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