i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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