I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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