Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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