Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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