i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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