you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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