I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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