cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The adults are the big ones right?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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